4th and Goal
One out of every two American adults is betting on the Super Bowl today. It might just be a $1 square at Uncle Floyd’s house in Muskego, or it might be a friendly $20 wager on the Pats with “Pete the...
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What the Average American Male Knows About Sports
by Tommy Gimler Almost two months ago, we learned that the average American girl knows absolutely nothing about sports. But as I drive up to my bachelor party and listen to my good buddy Marc Martin...
View ArticleTime To Win Some Serious Cash: The DUD NFL Survivor Pool
by Tommy Gimler Here at The DUD, we’re all about nothing but sports and crap. And betting on sports… The 2012 NFL season starts exactly one week from tonight, and if you think you know anything about...
View ArticleWhat Exactly Does Matthew Berry Get Paid To Do?
by Tommy Gimler After three days of hanging out with dorks at the Major League Gaming conference in Dallas, I decided to breakdown the King of the Dorks, ESPN’s Matthew Berry, who is such a fucking...
View ArticleJigga What? Robinson Cano Ditches Scott Boras For Jay-Z
by Tommy Gimler Add Jay-Z to the list of guys who can plow my sister. Is there anything this guy can’t do? I mean, if sports representation was a problem before, looks like he’s down to 98. The rap...
View ArticleDoes The Average American Broad Know Anything About Sports Yet?
by Tommy Gimler I interviewed an East Coast broad a little over a year ago after she was bitching about a Yankees’ losing streak to see just how much she actually knew about sports. And of course the...
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In Honor of James Gandolfini: The Toughest Guys In Sports
by Tommy Gimler I’m not Italian, I’m not in the mob, and I’m not a hard ass. But when James Gandolfini died from an apparent heart attack in Italy on Wednesday, I feel like a part of me died as well....
View ArticleWho In The Hell Is Jose Fernandez?
by Tommy Gimler If your answer to that question is “the guy who mows my lawn,” that might be the case. But the Jose Fernandez we’re referring to just might be the best pitcher in the National League...
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Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Sports Bathroom Breaks
by Eddie Bagelstein I was getting ready to sit down and write this week’s story, and I was suddenly swept up with the overwhelming urge to defecate. Funny how the DUD has that effect on me. Anywho,...
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Former Bears Coaches State The Obvious, Say Bears Can’t Win With Jay Cutler
by Tommy Gimler Um, no shit. According to ESPN, which means the story might be a better fit for The Onion, at least ten former staff members under head coaches Lovie Smith and Marc Trestman said that...
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